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Well well well, I guess you are here to take the IQ Test, to see whether you qualify to be in this elitist group.  Good for you!  Listed below are the key benefits to taking the test!

Key Benefits

  • Enhances Your Problem Solving Skills
  • Join the programme that boasts the creativity of Miss Ng.
  • Get 'em Pissed

> Objective: answer all questions correctly. JavaScript required!


1. WARM-UP:  Reza Aumeerally, Spell it backwards.

ti
reppiR ehT kcaJ
yllareemuA azeR
tnaiG yldneirF giB

Now, that wasn't so hard.. was it?

2. What was Lao Shi's maiden name?

Frank
Same as Joe Yeo's wife's name 
Brains
Ah Hock

3. All work and no play makes geppies .... 

President Scholars
Go to RI
Like Benny, Mervyn
Get Piles (Good English this one.)

4. How do you get piles?

Eating too much fibregel (10 times more fibre than Shit!)
Abstinence from Vegetables
Sitting on someone's chair
Listening during Chinese Class

5. Literature in school.....

Was SMALL
Made a Difference in my Life.
Was Enriching, Great Fun, and Educational.
What is Literature?

6. Cards/Rubbers/Basketball : Geppies

Small : Lindy
Chinese : Luke/Walter 
Cheng Han : Grace
All of the above

7. The statement that made all the difference in a geppie's life: 

Ms. Fong: Don't worry guys, You can do it!!!
Frank: (Translated) I know you guys are copying, don't let me catch you!
Joe Yeo: You either go home or go home and study! 
Reza: IDIOT!

8. Complete the sequence: 1, 2, 6, 3, 7, 4, 7, 2, 4, 4.....

5
1
3.141592653589793
9

9. Which is the Odd One out?

Jennifer Lopez
Christina Aguilera
Lindy
Pamela Anderson

10. Complete this.  Once upon a time, there was a boy named Kenneth Yow, who thought he was a cow.  And all he said was : 

Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo times 200
I'm Handsome
Stop it!
My girlfriend is not Sec 1!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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